But you see, nobody on the internet has ever offered up examples of good comments before, at least that I can find. So if you say these comments are bad, but there exists good comments, why not provide examples of good comments to make your argument stronger?
What about the Code Complete examples posted somewhere on this thread? ("above", at the moment)?
What about checkable specifications together with a comment explaining the formula, particularly for anything with a nice physical intuition? This kind-of addresses the out-of-date comment problem.
Another example which came to mind is a Lamport comment about some sort of layout-related thing, I can't remember specifics. The comment gives a really good intuitive feel for why his code produces a nice-looking layout. Without the physical intuition provided by the comment, the code is pretty difficult to grok. I can't find it, so I really hope I'm not making this up...