Am I doing it right?
Maybe. But I couldn't care less what some anonymous dude on the internet thinks about my penis. Won't even skip a beat.
Am I doing it wrong?
He doesn't care. I don't care. Nobody cares.
Our complete and utter lack of an emotional reaction to your attempt to provoke is conclusive evidence that this sort of thing is simply not a big deal.
You are just wrong.
Grow up already.
Am I doing it right?