"I hope everyone reads this book and learns about the cruel business of selling pets." - Bowser, a dog
"I can confirm I make money - making you feel bad about yourself." - Marketing Executive
"We've finally been bested in the battle for best book with 'onomics' in the title." - Freakonomics
"Buying this book was the best decision I ever made." - You, in the Future
"I didn't really care for this book." - Your Childhood Nemesis
"You know what the world needs? Another book." - Priceonomics Middle Management
"Under no circumstances should anyone read this book." - CEO of De Beers
"Finally, a book that helps me steal bicycles more efficiently!" - Bike Thief
"Nutella really is healthy. Hahaha, I can't even say that with a straight face." - Food Industry Lobbyist
"An intellectual tour de force of staggering proportions - Priceonomics" - Winston Churchill
"After reading this book, I think I was duped into knighting a scoundrel." - The Queen of England
"No this book is not tax deductible. Why would you even ask that?" - Your Accountant
"Any press is good press, right?" - Actual Seal Clubbers
"With my endorsement, this book will reach the tipping point before you blink." - Galcolm Madwell
"Until this book, I had no idea why people started calling me Chilean Sea Bass." - An Arctic Toothfish
"Mandatory reading at the Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good!" - D. Zoolander
"Do not buy this book. Contains almost no practical information about bullshit or manure." - Farmer
"Yes, the oligarchy needs something to spend its money on. " - Art Dealer
"Finally, a book that passes judgement on my life's work!" - A Bordeaux Winemaker
"You mean I wasted all my savings on a diamond ring?" - Dudes Everywhere
"Can I interest anyone in a 'free' credit report? Lol." - The Experian Corporation
"Of course pizza is a vegetable! Don't listen to those troublemakers at Priceonomics." - US Congress
"Finally a book I can enthusiastically give two thumbs up!" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"I only read the title, but I entirely disagree with everything in this book." - Internet Commenter
"I only read the title, but I entirely agree with everything in this book." - Internet Commenter
"I hope everyone reads this book and learns about the cruel business of selling pets." - Bowser, a dog
"I can confirm I make money - making you feel bad about yourself." - Marketing Executive
"We've finally been bested in the battle for best book with 'onomics' in the title." - Freakonomics
"Buying this book was the best decision I ever made." - You, in the Future
"I didn't really care for this book." - Your Childhood Nemesis
"You know what the world needs? Another book." - Priceonomics Middle Management
"Under no circumstances should anyone read this book." - CEO of De Beers
"Finally, a book that helps me steal bicycles more efficiently!" - Bike Thief
"Nutella really is healthy. Hahaha, I can't even say that with a straight face." - Food Industry Lobbyist
"An intellectual tour de force of staggering proportions - Priceonomics" - Winston Churchill
"After reading this book, I think I was duped into knighting a scoundrel." - The Queen of England
"No this book is not tax deductible. Why would you even ask that?" - Your Accountant
"Any press is good press, right?" - Actual Seal Clubbers
"With my endorsement, this book will reach the tipping point before you blink." - Galcolm Madwell
"Until this book, I had no idea why people started calling me Chilean Sea Bass." - An Arctic Toothfish
"Mandatory reading at the Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good!" - D. Zoolander
"Do not buy this book. Contains almost no practical information about bullshit or manure." - Farmer
"Yes, the oligarchy needs something to spend its money on. " - Art Dealer
"Finally, a book that passes judgement on my life's work!" - A Bordeaux Winemaker
"You mean I wasted all my savings on a diamond ring?" - Dudes Everywhere
"Can I interest anyone in a 'free' credit report? Lol." - The Experian Corporation
"Of course pizza is a vegetable! Don't listen to those troublemakers at Priceonomics." - US Congress
"Finally a book I can enthusiastically give two thumbs up!" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"I only read the title, but I entirely disagree with everything in this book." - Internet Commenter