There are two problems with this. First, it's not perfectly flat at all. The people who get the new currency first will get to spend it first, before the market lowers the value of the currency. This is a transfer of wealth to them from other currency holders.
Second, as tome suggested, the government would have to take measures to force people to use the currency. This has all kinds of bad effects.
Second, as tome suggested, the government would have to take measures to force people to use the currency. This has all kinds of bad effects.