> What would happen if you produce fucking dildos and you are so proud of it that you print out a hi-res picture of the product and put it on every package you send away.

I should hope no such packages would be intentionally lost. If employees at USPS start having opinions about what packages should be delivered based on their looks then there is a serious problem. It is very unprofessional and a federal crime.

The main reason for not having anything such packages is that I do not think many customers would wish to be seen carrying it.