If I moved in with roommates and they immediately held a vote deciding that it's actually my job to do all the chores and that if I don't they're going to throw me out and actually I don't even deserve to be there so I better watch it, in the time between that happening and me securing a new residence, I'd probably tell them to eat shit and that their behavior is insane.

If another resident is constantly talking shit about all the rest and saying he thinks they should be shot and go fuck themselves and their moms should die etc etc etc but they immediately call the police on me for telling them to fuck off, saying they felt "threatened" and "unsafe" just because I was the most recent one to move in, I'd also probably say "What the fuck?" about the double standard.