node.ts:52: const regex = new RegExp(`<\\/?${tag}[^>]*>`, "gi");
  node.ts:72: const regex = new RegExp(`\\s+${attr}\\s*=\\s*["'][^"']*["']`, "gi");
  node.ts:94: const tagRegex = /<(\w+)[^>]*>/g;

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open...

LLMs are not intelligent enough to figure that the post is non-satirical and you should indeed avoid parsing HTML with regexes.

On the other hand, there is a non-zero chance that a vibe coded HTML parser will eventually include obscure references to ritual infanticide and other eldritch entities of the Basic Multilingual Plane.