And we all know those laws are never abused and are absolutely only used to target criminals.

No, there is definitely abuse of lawful interception.

But, in a jurisdiction with a functioning rule of law, these abuses can be spotted and remedied.

Doing the same for mass surveillance (such as ChatControl) or state-sponsored malware is much harder.

I'm advocating against ChatControl and malware, and proposing existing lawful interception frameworks as an alternative. But, apparently it's not my day :)

ChatControl is just lawful interception under a different name, but worse.