To be clear, the Safari showed me that I can write without loathing the process. I feel I've given it a fair shot, though, and I'm back to typing everything instead. I'll use a paper and a pen to jot quick notes during a meeting or something but that's the extent of it.

Turns out I can get by just fine with hardly ever handwriting anything. The only people disappointed by this are my elementary school teachers who had insisted this was something I needed to care about.