There must be a market for pants that have room for this.

I've heard the erection points downwards if you slice the ligament holding it up on the top side that could make it fit down the leg better

What a terrible day to have eyes

Yea, seems rather extreme when the doctor could also just prescribe phloppycoxin.

Somehow reminds me of another joke...

What do they call a testicle transplant in the US?

"Shooting someone else's children"

Sadly I remember wearing pleated pants

or other people found them annoying

Or they found a girlfriend and can finally take full advantage of them!