One car maker that doesn't seem too terrible so far with this is Renault. I drive a Zoe and looked at an electic Twingo and those cars are basic but in a nice way. You get physical buttons, a small screen you can run AndroidAuto/CarPlay on and no "smartass" features. There is a companion app that tells you the state of charge and that's it.

I also did a GDPR request to Renault and either they are lying or they don't collect any telemetry. The drivetrain components are all simple parts and fixable in most repair shops. The battery and motor are another thing of course (needs a trained electrician), but that's probably inherent to EVs. Never had any software issues or updates preventing me from driving.

Regarding the points in the article:

* Critical cuttons are all there

* Buttons are located where you'd expect and can be operated without looking

* Lights are bright AF, sorry oncoming traffic :(

* Basic tires and lots of standard Clio parts all over

* App with a subscription you can ignore without major loss of functionality (remote heating)

* All smartphones i plugged in via USB work

* Paintwork: Everybody seems to get the white Zoe, good luck finding your car in a parking lot. Interior is black and white recycled plastic.

Still, highly recommended and fun vehicles :)