Okay Mr Logic. My response was tongue in cheek but this detracts from the main point.

I hope you’re not living under the DuPont shitstorm umbrella as appealing as it may sound.

Check out the 3M/DuPont Missisipi teflon lawsuits as well as the story of Robert Bilott, and his nationwide class action lawsuit for anyone with detectable teflon in their blood:

https://www.taftlaw.com/news-events/news/taft-wins-class-cer...

https://theintercept.com/2018/10/06/dupont-pfas-chemicals-la...

More recently, https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-08/how-cance...