First thing that strikes me is genuine alarm that something like that might be needed. It's just red flags all around.
1. If you have such a bad meeting culture in the office that you think something like this might ever be useful. Fix your meeting culture.
2. If "anonymous voting" is considered reasonable or necessary given the office culture. Fix your communication. Have 1-to-1 meetings were you can discuss things like too many meetings, etc.
Maybe this is made as a joke, and if so, well done.
1. If you have such a bad meeting culture in the office that you think something like this might ever be useful. Fix your meeting culture.
2. If "anonymous voting" is considered reasonable or necessary given the office culture. Fix your communication. Have 1-to-1 meetings were you can discuss things like too many meetings, etc.
Maybe this is made as a joke, and if so, well done.