Then accept reality that you have 0 control. You will always be unhappy with whatever setup. Its not realistic that 3rd party will replicate your mind state about how your OS should look like.
I already gave up on "The Year of Desktop Linux" around the time Windows 7 came out, and VMWare/Virtual Box were good enough to run it.
And in what concerns WebOS, Android and ChromeOS, if it is Linux kernel, BSD, Fuchsia or whatever powering Chrome and Android Runtime, I couldn't care less.
