"""While I do support the general "hey, let's fix old code and not be slaves to backwards compatibility", the fact of the matter is that legacy code / libraries / whatever in C aren't merely misdeeds/sloppiness--you might as well complain about having to use the same molecules of metal in your tools that our ancestors did building Rome instead of making your own from subatomic particles.""""

Only you have to use the same molecules of metal by the laws of physics, while compilers you can IMPROVE. Heck, we even produce new metal alloys and materials all the time. So, the analogy is 100% flawed.