Given the sheer volume of connections to the test servers, wouldn't it make sense to have the content of the text file as minimal as possible? Such as "1" or "OK".
You're correct, at global scale it's still peanuts (and of course it's not a single server but redundant clusters of servers).
I have a problem at your math though, I'm guessing with the overhead and the pretend-IE headers it could be a whole Ethernet packet (which can be up to 1,500TB/day, but realistically it could be around 500TB).
My maths fine, I was comparing it to the comment suggestion of sending "1" instead of "Microsoft Connect Test" as the response body. The headers should be the same.
But I guess you could say the content length header would be 1 byte longer in the double digits length contents (which it is).