Eh, I mean I get it JS lacks a real standard library but at the same time you don't see HN fill up with people saying C is all over the place because when they went to implement an HTTP call glib doesn't mirror libuv or C++ is all over the place because POCO doesn't mirror Boost and so on.

The "all over the place"-ness tends to come more from people who act like changing to a newer library is the only way to code something new not from the lack of JS forcing a single API be used across every app regardless of type.