Please forgive the insult of my choice of wording — I made up a phrase on the spot and it is clearly unacceptable. I’m sorry. In any case, we disagree, so I won’t try to offer a replacement as the intent of my viewpoint has already been conveyed adequately.
I didn't mean to pick on you directly, but the wider consumer-serviceable / user-serviceable meme. I've seen far too many labels asserting such nonsense.