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		moffkalast on Nov 18, 2021 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Palm oil favors tumor expansion But if my veins aren't lead lined, what will protect me from banana radiation?

mbg721 on Nov 18, 2021 [–]

A plantain vest. The rows of plantains attach to all of the body's normal banana receptors before the lethally radioactive bananas can, leaving you unscathed.

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