Like the opposite of Rover and Wag, a gig economy for dogs instead of people, where they deliver you a dog to walk during coronavirus curfews:
Deliverpoo, aka Poober Walkies: 24/7 doorstep delivery dog rental, guaranteed well fed and ready to go.
Need to go out for brisk jog through the city at night to meet up with a drug dealer or pimp? Rent a fully loaded Doberman or German Shepherd to accompany and defend you.
Feel more like a slow romantic moonlit walk along the beach? Rent an adorable economy wiener dog.
Deliverpoo, aka Poober Walkies: 24/7 doorstep delivery dog rental, guaranteed well fed and ready to go.
Need to go out for brisk jog through the city at night to meet up with a drug dealer or pimp? Rent a fully loaded Doberman or German Shepherd to accompany and defend you.
Feel more like a slow romantic moonlit walk along the beach? Rent an adorable economy wiener dog.