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Introducing new ad blocker: WetBlock Origin, for each new false desire injected by a marketing campaign, WetBlock will introduce a false memory of you already having a satisfying amount of the desired object and enough time of using it as to be slightly bored by the concept.

No, you'll just have a free learn-french-in-3-seconds course by Google, which will bundle a set of preferences (like cheeseburger, detergent, or designer bag brand) from advertisers who are paying this. At this point all that remains of "you" is a bag of meat.

O wonder would that work as well as becoming the musician at the moment you buy a violin.