I remember someone back then wrote a script to scrape Google Maps data and make it viewable on the GP2X, so you'd have offline portable maps. This was in 2007 or so, before smartphones became mainstream (not that as a student I could have afforded one anyway, or a data plan for that matter).
Ah those were the good old days! I wish I'd spent more time actually getting code up and running on those and the Dingoo A320 but it really was way over my head at the time.
Still contemplating a Dragonbox Pyra. The OpenPandora, despite a rocky start, played host to some incredible things.
I don't think Panic is involved in organized crime, though.