C++ - Fun in a perverse sort of way, especially when using templates
C - Fast, simple, elegant, perfect
Java - Great keyboarding practice. I touch type because of it
PHP - I don't have to use it anymore
Smalltalk - Huh, so this is basically Inception?
Lisp - Promoted good beard growth.
Erlang - I now have an idea of how to go about building a telecom company
Perl - Because brainfuck was too legible
Python - Show me on the doll where TIMTOWTDI touched you
Ruby - How do you feel about writing psuedocode and then executing it (albeit very slowly)
Assembly - Helped me get into character for an 80s night party
C++ - Fun in a perverse sort of way, especially when using templates
C - Fast, simple, elegant, perfect
Java - Great keyboarding practice. I touch type because of it
PHP - I don't have to use it anymore
Smalltalk - Huh, so this is basically Inception?
Lisp - Promoted good beard growth.
Erlang - I now have an idea of how to go about building a telecom company
Perl - Because brainfuck was too legible
Python - Show me on the doll where TIMTOWTDI touched you
Ruby - How do you feel about writing psuedocode and then executing it (albeit very slowly)
Assembly - Helped me get into character for an 80s night party