Ha. I have an HP Elite X2 1012 and I love it. Windows 10, user-upgradable parts (recently updated the SSD to 512GB), running Bash/Ubuntu for Windows, no moving parts, wonderful keyboard, and superb stylus. I have been using Windows Tablet PC designs since 2003 and this is the best one yet. I can do serious development work on it and then detach the keyboard and get down to a good read (Zinio, Kindle, built-in PDF reader app for my scanned books.)