I'm talking OG DOS Dataease here. Extract from Oracle, gets manipulated by Dataease, and outputs some HTML files through windows batch files. It's a horrible process that we've virtualized on VMWare so we could have NT running it. This is what happens when management doesn't want to pay for an upgrade. I don't want to talk about it!
Maybe you could convince management that maintaining such a hodgepodge solution is actually more expensive than paying for an upgrade? (I assume you don't work for free :) ).